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it is cool i am watching it while working <3



i am still worried about death from beyond but not from within!

hoorah!


lol jk

2017-01-13 00:08:41 by SketchbookProtest

um sorry i am a nonsense monster. there are three kinds of things that i am (other than a humon mail):

thing one: nonsense monster. sorry.

thing two: nonsense machine - even worse, it's autotune.

thing three: nonsense wizard - the ultimate in empirical enemity - margot gets to the top and doesn't climb down.

these things explain my mental states according to maximum clarity of definition. that means literally nothing. i don't know what the fuck i am. i am sorry to anyone who is not literally fucking six years old. gotta ace that hole. does anyone even read this shit. no. they don't. I HAVE A PRESTIGIOUS BLOG. what is life! and in case i don't see ya...

mostly i am just a big old house on the hill, i sat on the windowsill. newgrounds is grand. you are too if you've read this far.

i leave you for now with the most important meme you ever did read.


Parasite: Lost

2017-01-12 23:34:14 by SketchbookProtest

This is a brief insomnia confessional:

I am addicted to causing scenes. I apologise for my bad scenes. I will try to do them better from now on. Will probably fail, this is probably something from Mister Robots (idfk i haven't watched it i'm six), I have to get off the internet but I have no friends in real life because they all moved on or away or both.

Sorry. Love, me.

PS SOMETHING SOMETHING SHITTY BRIGHT EYES RIP OFF SHITTY FUCKIN PROSAIC MAUDALIN FACSIMILE OF MY SUPERIORS SOMETHING SOMETHING WAYNES WORLD OK RIGHT SORRY ONE SECOND (I WILL BE BACK WHEN IT IS NOT NIGHT-TIME AND I AM NOT ATROCIOUS TO DEAL WITH BYE)



http://sketchbookprotest.tumblr.com/post/155429755855/where-the-kids-go-after-dark-a-short-work-of#notes

i am having a disassociation problem brought on by autistic spectrum issues and basically being a massive ponce who understands nothing.

this is a short story i wrote last summer when i was sad. it is about being sad and gay and probably both. not really that's just how i feel right now.

also apparently i have to start getting writing mentoring because i am a glitterbug pick it up. that is a post ironic meme. draw conclusions with it. colour yourself in. i miss pot so fucking bad.

is there a lit. portal on here yet? pls tom?

Paranoia, paranoia Everybody's coming to get me Just say you never met me I'm running underground with the moles (digging holes)



i am making an album. actually i am making several i need help. please? what the fuck is even life? 

did you ever watch that one movie seaseme seed? count von count was the best one. i like elmo's fire.

(sorry i am having an emotional breakdown because sadly he is incapable of love due to his dahk and brooding past.

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king beard is king long live the king

PLS vote on my comix here oplox errydae


Airing of Grievances:

2016-12-06 14:21:15 by SketchbookProtest

butts

butts



hello i have done many memes please validate my existence with your attentions

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i also started a live show called Live From the Basement, and a not-live show called Dead From the Basement. go watch them. or don't.

 

the babysitter's been on the sofa too long. i think that must be what's causing the smell.

 

<3 x



UPDATE: wowee new episode and everythink we must be getting good at this (STAY TO THE END FOR A SURPRISE INTERVIEW WITH THE COUSIN OF THE GUY FROM A BAND I DON'T KNOW!)

hey kids like me pls entertaining is all i'm good for

i have no practical application outside the process of turning energy and attention into screams and farts

 

#f4f #parasocialife

ALSO ALSO i started a podcast with (anyone who'll have me) called Elliott Rosewater & The Invisible Audience, out of existential ennui and the need to take a vow of transparency to beat The Relentless Lense of Others™. today's theme is: pretending to be what people want you to be, without really knowing what that is and how to do it. 

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ps i live my life in retrospect love me forever or i'm already dead </3

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