beginning - i feel nauseous and slightly full of pasta
Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut - I DO NOT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
melting things - I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO REALLY DO THIS OH GOD I AM SO SCARED LITERALLY ALL THE TIME
i am not drinking that god damn ice nine btw
"crave profits?" i'm not gonna read this. yeah! good job, guy! (this is going to end so badly for me and literally everyone oh god. (btw i have been off ng because of mj paranoia conspiracy legit this is a really really rad dealing with reality bonus - i'll basically believe anything! i stopped punching things in games bc they bled too hard at me)
shit i scrolled too far down and i missed what he says at the top
WOO ICE NINE FOREVER
my dad sent me an email about the house flooding what if its true and this life and the matrix are the real matrix? what is time? what is life?
missed out one, inside out happens, eve six ftw i'm a fucking pseud.
shit the dying plants shit i gave away ice nine. shit what if we all die shit i did it all in the wrong order and now i'm sad and alone just like in my head.
yeeeeee it all resets, swag this is just like when i wake up or get high. shit i forgot to read and now i'm going 1-4. shit i can't read.
shit heaven is a half pipe i'm all there is in the universe. i miss pot.
SHIT IDIOT BOY CHILD RUINS EVERYTHING NO THREE OR FOUR THIS TIME DON'T DRINK THE KOOL AID KIDS YOU'LL BE ONE FROM THE TOP
don't know if i should go for three or four so here's to four because it's the biggest.
dude i made the big plate a small plate and the small plate a big plate! maths is fun!
before i ice dry i gotta get the big plate together if i can't i'll get so scared i'll barf up a sad funeral wank
shit this game is so hard and boring i wanna give up it's been like a hundredfold hours or maybe more
literally stuck in a loop. what a prond.
ps... i woke up like this today.
pps that last part isn't true but i forgot what i was gonna say.
i did it wrong again. the best combo is obvs 2134 because love of many comes one or whatever idfk i'm not a wazord
dude i melted things!
ugh i can't do it! ugh! ugh! ugh! ugh! ugh! (ugh! ugh! ugh! for ocd sake)
i don't wanna put the leaf on the tree because i'm invested enough in brown hair (that's what i call him its ok i have brown hair) to make him my own. what if i killed the leaf with ice nines. i am so scared?
ok i couldn't get into heaven if i killed myself. i left the room this time. i don't want to know how it ends. also i pressed the button and it went full screen and i got scared
LOL I had a great laugh :D
the main caracter must walk really, really slowly if you had time to live tweet!! ;)
i got so scared i peed my pants and threw up at the same time. my favourite part was the climax.
legit want to give a real review but i suck at videogames so i only got 2 screens in tops. fucking awesome though. it felt like rogue.
how does anyone make anything in two days except brown? just kidding this is fucking awesome.
I ate the world!
Great concept, there should be more games where you eat planets. Awesome music too, reminded me of some keygen stuff. I agree this would be even better with medals.
alright, I guess...
firstly, its called breakout, not pong. Pong is the two player game that doesn't include bricks at all.
second, the paddle moves too slowly and takes far too long to start moving. this doesn't matter though, because...
thirdly, the health bar is a pretty dumb idea. I'm sure that it would be possible to miss the ball every time, and still manage to get rid of all the bricks. Its quite a nice feature, but it needs to take only two or three hits before you lose.
great game, i loved it
i cant belive how many bad reviews this has! this game is awesome. it kinda reminds me of kung fu for the nintendo back in the 80's
seriously, this game should have got best of the week!
its not called circus, its called circus atari, and it was released before breakout. I WANT MY POINT BACK >:(
other than that, great
the only problem is that you have to use six fingers, which can be frustrating. you should take away the orange button to make it less confusing.
5 fingers actually, but you hardly ever need to use them at the same time :S anyway, this is a guitar ero remake, yu NEED the orange button xP
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